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little girl on a plane

A New Jersey Congressman was seated next to a little girl on the airplane leaving from Dallas when the he turned to her and said, ‘Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.’ The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the total stranger, ‘What would you like to talk about ? ‘ ‘Oh, I don’t...

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A Real Classic

 (Retail | Rochester, NY, USA)
 (I am a customer talking to a sales person when I am interrupted by another customer.)
Customer: “Do you have any Beethoven?”
Sales Person: “Certainly, our Classical section has quite a selection of Beethoven.”
Customer: “Well, I couldn’t find any of Beethoven, only various orchestras performing Beethoven’s music. Don’t you have any live Beethoven?”
Sales Person: “Well, no we don’t, and I don’t think you will manage to find that anywhere.”
Customer: “Well I bet [other store] has it across the way.”
Sales Person: “Well, I would doubt that, but you are welcome to check.”
Customer: “Why don’t you think they will have it?”
Me: (I just had to interrupt.) “Well, because everyone knows that all the live copies of Beethoven burned up in his estate fire.”
Customer: “Well I didn’t know that. So if there are no live recordings anywhere, how do people know what it sounds like?”
Me: “Well the sheet music was luckily printed on fireproof paper.”
Customer: “Wow, they had fireproof paper back then?”

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The Number One Developer Productivity Tool |... →

If you require your developers to work onsite, the number one productivity tool you provide for them is a door that closes (well, 4 walls and a ceiling to go with it). Given control of their environment, developers can reach their peak productivity most days and sustain it. Without control, most developers will have a hard time even getting close to their peak.

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