1. Notes: 17 / 2 years ago  from do-over (originally from lilykily)

   binskykitten:

   lilykily:

   ‘Of course I won’t laugh, said the nurse. I’m a professional. In
   over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient.’
   
   ‘Okay then, said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers,
   revealing the tiniest ‘man thingy’ the nurse had ever seen. Length
   and width, it couldn’t have been bigger than the a AAA battery.
   
   Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to
   the floor laughing.
   
   A few minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain
   her composure.
   
   ‘I am so sorry,’ she said. ‘I don’t know what came over me. On my
   honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won’t happen again. Now,
   tell me, what seems to be the problem?’
   
   ‘It’s swollen,’ Fred replied.
   
   She ran out of the room.

   I dated that guy. Ferrealz. He owns a pizza shop in Guelph. Nice fella, but oh ……. SUCH a disappointment.

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