1. 1 year ago  from agentmlovestacos
    LOST characters explain how to make a sandwich

    agentmlovestacos:

    (via @damiella) This bit on “How To Make a Sandwich on the Island” is full of goodness. My favorite:

    Ben
    1. Steal someone else’s sandwich
    2. Claim you coerced them into making the sandwich for you all along
    3. Say you’ll tell them everything if they make you another sandwich
    4. Stare at them all creepy-like

    Read the others here.

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