Chance Garcia is a Web Systems architect/engineer/manager Specialist who occasionally doesn’t fail at his job. Also, most of the time I don’t refer to myself in the third person. I’ve been working in a *AMP environment for 2-3 years as of 2008-11. Tumblr and Twitter is my most active activity when it comes to blogging. I have recently been trying to document my career progress at my ‘professional’ blog Internet Strategy Guide. If you would like to look at my portfolio, you can see it at http://chancegarcia.com/portfolio.php var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-1445870-6"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}Tumblr (3.0; @chancegarcia)http://chance.garciawebapps.com/<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz2qc8YmMo1qz6b4ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2010/03/09/wired-reread-att-wri.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+boingboing%2FiBag+%28Boing+Boing%29" target="_blank">Wired Reread: AT&T’s “strap-on telephone” - Boing Boing</a></p>http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/439183481http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/439183481Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:12:00 -0500at&tfunnyhumortelephoneadvertising<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz1bwpfgVS1qz6b4ao1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://io9.com/comment/20149352/" target="_blank">protective logan</a></p>http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/438091797http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/438091797Tue, 09 Mar 2010 21:47:08 -0500jean greyx-menwolverinebeastfunnyhumorpic<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HLu70Zcejxk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HLu70Zcejxk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLu70Zcejxk&feature=player_embedded" target="_blank">Obscura Cuelight Pool Table</a> (via <a href="http://youtube.com/user/patcon96" target="_blank">patcon96</a>)</p>http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/438058032http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/438058032Tue, 09 Mar 2010 21:32:02 -0500pool tablewish listwantamazingvideo<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyw062UTeC1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://barangurte.tumblr.com/post/431689848/enfim-colocaram-a-legenda-correta-no-tuailaite" target="_blank">barangurte</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>enfim colocaram a legenda correta no Tuailaite!</p> <blockquote> <p>via <a href="http://atom-heart.tumblr.com/post/431285169/thedailywhat-shop-s-of-the-day-sa-goons" target="_blank">atom-heart</a>, <a href="http://thedailywh.at/post/431240187/shop-s-of-the-day-sa-goons-nickthorn-and" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <p><b>Shop(s) of the Day:</b> SA Goons’ NickThorn and Semi-Normal’s contributions to <a href="http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/movie-title-mixup.php" target="_blank">Movie Title Mix-Up!</a> — the latest Photoshop Phriday contest at Something Awful.</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/movie-title-mixup.php" target="_blank">somethingawful</a>.]</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/438018689http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/438018689Tue, 09 Mar 2010 21:14:08 -0500funnyhumorpictwilight<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kyz18q4Zuw1qzniqdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://agentmlovestacos.com/post/434846287/voltron-girl-rules-via-albotas-kotaku" target="_blank">agentmlovestacos</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Voltron girl rules. 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DVRs - Lifehacker</a></p>http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/437780328http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/437780328Tue, 09 Mar 2010 19:18:56 -0500comcastdvriphonevideo<a href="http://www.screenjunkies.com/movienews/10-classic-topless-scenes">10 CLASSIC TOPLESS SCENES</a>http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/437750732http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/437750732Tue, 09 Mar 2010 19:03:54 -0500nsfwmoviestoplessentertainment<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XJk8ijAUCiI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XJk8ijAUCiI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2010/03/08/beautiful-collision.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+boingboing%2FiBag+%28Boing+Boing%29&utm_content=Google+Reader" target="_blank">Beautiful collision of two colored smoke rings - 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