Photo Credit: Rob Allen Chance Garcia is a Web Systems architect/engineer/manager Specialist who occasionally doesn’t fail at his job. Also, most of the time I don’t refer to myself in the third person. I’ve been working in a *AMP environment for 2-3 years as of 2008-11. Tumblr and Twitter is my most active activity when it comes to blogging. I have recently been trying to document my career progress at my ‘professional’ blog Internet Strategy Guide. If you would like to look at my portfolio, you can see it at http://chancegarcia.com/portfolio.php var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-1445870-6"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}Tumblr (3.0; @chancegarcia)http://chance.garciawebapps.com/<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l82peysuaB1qz6b4ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2010/08/31/another-superb-anti-.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+boingboing%2FiBag+%28Boing+Boing%29" target="_blank">Another superb anti-theft sign - Boing Boing</a></p>http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/1055289500http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/1055289500Thu, 02 Sep 2010 18:46:09 -0400anti-theftfunnyhumorshared<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l84n0z77eJ1qz6b4ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://lifehacker.com/5628551/use-the-power-of-a-positive-no-to-focus-on-what-really-matters" target="_blank">Use the Power of a Positive No to Focus on What Really Matters</a></p>http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/1055361218http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/1055361218Thu, 02 Sep 2010 18:32:08 -0400lifehacklifehackernegotiationnegotiation skillsofficeoffice culturebusinessoffice politics<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l84vawZstx1qz6b4ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>via <a href="http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/218923/81082620.jpg" target="_blank">media.ebaumsworld.com</a></p>http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/1055524397http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/1055524397Thu, 02 Sep 2010 18:30:34 -0400funnyhumormoviessignsshared<embed src="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/player.swf" allowscriptaccess="always" flashvars="pageurl=http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81024528/&file=http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/video/328979/81024528.mp4&mediaid=81024528&title=Dad Life&tags=dad,life,parody&description=Dozens of dollars&displayheight=325&backcolor=0x0d0d0d&lightoclor=0x336699&frontcolor=0xcccccc&image=http://images.ebaumsworld.com/2010/06/81024528/dads.jpg&username=baddozer" wmode="transparent" loop="false" menu="false" quality="high" bgcolor="#ffffff" width="400" height="324" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"></embed><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81024528" target="_blank">Dad Life Video</a></p> <p>I’m not a parent but awesome stuff.</p>http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/1055434585http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/1055434585Thu, 02 Sep 2010 15:49:50 -0400dad lifeparentingvideoparodyfunnyhumorshared<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l72va2ZGYa1qd2qlzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://picsthatmakeusaywut.tumblr.com/post/972280066/alternativeart-mario" target="_blank">picsthatmakeusaywut</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://alternativeart.tumblr.com/post/972199315/mario" target="_blank">alternativeart</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Mario.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/1045060380http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/1045060380Tue, 31 Aug 2010 20:48:03 -0400smbmariofunnyhumorpicshared<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l81blbiPQF1qz6b4ao1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://theoatmeal.com/blog/apps" target="_blank">This is how I feel about buying apps - The Oatmeal</a></p> <p>click through for the whole thing</p>http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/1044968094http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/1044968094Tue, 31 Aug 2010 20:24:51 -0400funnyhumortheoatmealshared<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l816sxtWOt1qz6b4ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://blogs.catster.com/the-cats-meow-a-cat-and-kitten-blog/kitty-the-cat-is-backpacking-from-miami-to-ushuaia/2010/04/28/" target="_blank">Kitty the Cat is Backpacking from Miami to Ushuaia on The Cat’s Meow</a></p>http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/1044874090http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/1044874090Tue, 31 Aug 2010 20:06:00 -0400catadventureawesomesharedkittensroad trip“My accent? Yes, I’m Latvian. In my country we don’t shake hands to say hello, we engage in...http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/1044715687http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/1044715687Tue, 31 Aug 2010 19:31:06 -0400funnyhumorbullshitshared<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l80y02g1BN1qz6b4ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.ohgizmo.com/2010/08/31/sonic-nausea-device/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Ohgizmo+%28OhGizmo%21%29" target="_blank">OhGizmo! » Archive » Sonic Nausea Device</a></p>http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/1044619956http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/1044619956Tue, 31 Aug 2010 19:10:47 -0400techgadgetwish listunusualprankshared<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7ze6iiq1J1qz6b4ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/" target="_blank">Penny Arcade! - Remove Sandals (0/2)</a></p>http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/1039324732http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/1039324732Mon, 30 Aug 2010 19:51:07 -0400world of warcraftbiblefunnyhumoronlineshared<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7w4qzJdjR1qa90lco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>roh-roh rotty…</p> <p><a href="http://tsurockets.tumblr.com/post/1032066696/countingbodieslikesheep-youngneilnordegraf" target="_blank">tsurockets</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://countingbodieslikesheep.tumblr.com/post/1029270790/youngneilnordegraf-thereverseofshade-via" target="_blank">countingbodieslikesheep</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://youngneilnordegraf.tumblr.com/post/1029255115/thereverseofshade-via-letsallgotothelobby" target="_blank">youngneilnordegraf</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thereverseofshade.tumblr.com/post/1029236906/via-letsallgotothelobby" target="_blank">thereverseofshade</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://letsallgotothelobby.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">letsallgotothelobby</a>)</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/1039249885http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/1039249885Mon, 30 Aug 2010 19:35:03 -0400funnyhumorScott PilgrimsharedHomeowners' associations: hives of petty authoritarianism: Example: Assuming guardianship of their...http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/1039168140http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/1039168140Mon, 30 Aug 2010 19:16:58 -0400politicsauthoritarianismhome ownershome owners association<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/14250730" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://vimeo.com/14250730" target="_blank">Star Wars Tai Chi</a> (by <a href="http://vimeo.com/johnfleo" target="_blank">John Leo</a>)</p>http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/1039093196http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/1039093196Mon, 30 Aug 2010 19:00:18 -0400star warsdarth vadertai chisword form<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7vvdlTF0b1qz6b4ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://io9.com/5624351/what-if-the-marvel-vs-dc-insanity-of-the-amalgam-universe-never-ended" target="_blank">What if the Marvel vs. DC insanity of the Amalgam Universe never ended?</a></p>http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/1027349213http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/1027349213Sat, 28 Aug 2010 18:20:09 -0400comicsamalgam comicsdc comicsmarvel comicsawesomemashupshared<object width="400" height="254"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CAV0XrbEwNc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CAV0XrbEwNc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="254" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a href="http://techcrunch.com/2010/08/26/lady-gaga-ceel/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Techcrunch+%28TechCrunch%29" target="_blank">Cee-Lo’s “F*ck You” Ain’t Got Nothing On Gaga’s “Telephone”</a></p> <p>get the mp3 at <a href="http://www.ceelogreen.com/" target="_blank">http://www.ceelogreen.com/</a></p>http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/1022138658http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/1022138658Fri, 27 Aug 2010 19:47:44 -0400fuck youcee-lomusicbenigncommonplaceshared<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7ts5l4srE1qz6b4ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/the-joker-lex-luthor-as-calvin-hobbes" target="_blank">The Joker & Lex Luthor As Calvin & Hobbes [PIC]</a></p>http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/1022072135http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/1022072135Fri, 27 Aug 2010 19:31:45 -0400bill wattersonbill watterson tributebrian azzarellocalvin and hobbesjoker and lex luthorlee bermejosuperman batmangeeklolfunnyhumorshared<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7tr4pDFj41qz6b4ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>via <a href="http://i.imgur.com/94ePv.jpg" target="_blank">i.imgur.com</a></p>http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/1022010614http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/1022010614Fri, 27 Aug 2010 19:16:45 -0400wrongfunnyhumorshared<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7trx17oHg1qz6b4ao1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://io9.com/5623776/marvel-responds-to-pressure-says-theyll-cast-runaways-hero-nico-as-asian+american-in-the-film" target="_blank">Marvel responds to pressure, says they’ll cast Runaways hero Nico as Asian-American in the film</a></p> <p>we need more asian-american role models on the screen.</p>http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/1021942971http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/1021942971Fri, 27 Aug 2010 19:00:45 -0400asiansrunawaysmarvelrole modelssharedcomicsmoviesracebending<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6s9buvgF31qa1saxo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tredici.tumblr.com/post/1013393793/iwantusoeffingbadly-thiscrazythingcalledlove" target="_blank">tredici</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://iwantusoeffingbadly.tumblr.com/post/1012533114/thiscrazythingcalledlove-fuckyeahfunnythings" target="_blank">iwantusoeffingbadly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thiscrazythingcalledlove.tumblr.com/post/1012524518/fuckyeahfunnythings-via" target="_blank">thiscrazythingcalledlove</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://fuckyeahfunnythings.tumblr.com/post/918135422/via-fuckyeahrandomstupidity" target="_blank">fuckyeahfunnythings</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://fuckyeahrandomstupidity.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">fuckyeahrandomstupidity</a>)</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/1017025087http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/1017025087Thu, 26 Aug 2010 20:51:57 -0400funnyhumorlaundryshared<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7rgbaHqoh1qz6b4ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.newsweek.com/photo/2010/08/24/dumb-things-americans-believe.html?gt1=43002" target="_blank">Dumb Things Americans Believe - Newsweek</a></p>http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/1016952265http://chance.garciawebapps.com/post/1016952265Thu, 26 Aug 2010 20:35:56 -0400societyamericaignorancesharedshame