Posts tagged "fml"
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Notes: 39 / 1 year ago from fmylife
monkey job
Today, I learned that in Japan there are monkeys that wait tables and work at a tavern. Literally, I have a job a monkey can do. FML
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1 year ago from bookmarklet"Legend of Zelda FmyLife" by Brian Murphy on CollegeHumor
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Notes: 111 / 2 years ago from fmylife
facebook reminders
Today, it was my birthday. Everyone wished me a happy birthday except for my boyfriend. When I asked him about it later he said: “well, you don’t have facebook so how was I supposed to know it was your birthday?” FML
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Notes: 713 / 2 years ago from fmylife
fmylife: mk
Today, I was having sex with a guy, and as he came, he shouted “MORTAL KOMBAT!” His roommate shouted back, “FINISH HER!” FML
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2 years ago from bookmarkletFML: kids win
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Notes: 79 / 2 years ago from fmylife
lol. fml rules
Today I realized why my 50 year old Dad’s 30 something girlfriend looked so familiar. She is in all my parents wedding photos… as the flower girl. FML
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2 years ago from bookmarkletGentlemen, we've found a new hero (FML)
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2 years ago from bookmarkletkids say the darndest things
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2 years ago from bookmarkletFML: amazing mental image
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2 years ago from fmylife
FML: dignity intact
Today, I was called by my sons school. He had been forging my signature and comments in his reading book. He didn’t forge them. I don’t know what’s worse, my handwriting looking like a 6 year olds or being too cowardly to admit it. He has a week of lunch detention but I still have my dignity. FML
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2 years ago from bookmarkletFML: best parents ever
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2 years ago from bookmarkletFML: Dude is a quick thinker...
among other things
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2 years ago from bookmarkletFML: 'Maiden's Dreams'
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2 years ago from bookmarkletFML: Insult meet injury. Injury meet insult.
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2 years ago from bookmarklet@majtom2grndctrl does this remind you of anything?
Chance Garcia is a Web Systems architect/engineer/manager Specialist who occasionally doesn't fail at his job. Also, most of the time I don't refer to myself in the third person.
I've been working in a *AMP environment since 2006. Tumblr and Twitter is my most active activity when it comes to blogging.
I have recently been trying to document my career progress at my 'professional' blog Internet Strategy Guide.
If you would like to look at my portfolio, you can see it at http://chancegarcia.com/resume/portfolio
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